False Teeth

False Teeth is a hybrid cross combining Candyland and Grandpa’s Breath. Known for grape, diesel, earthy aromatics.

In grower catalogs and dispensary menus, False Teeth is documented as a hybrid cross combining Candyland and Grandpa’s Breath. State lab records track False Teeth across 2 legal markets between 2018 and 2022, with a large share of tested flower batches originating from a single regional cultivator. Photoperiod cuts typically finish flowering in 8–10 weeks (~56–70 days) under indoor or greenhouse lighting.

Aroma and flavor

Jars of False Teeth are most often described as showing candied dark grape, sharp fuel and diesel, earthy, soil-like depth and ripe mixed berry. Chemotype data points to earthy, herbal myrcene, peppery beta-caryophyllene and bright, citrus-forward limonene as the primary aromatic drivers, with batch-to-batch variation depending on cultivation and curing.

Reported effects

Consumers commonly report physical relaxation, clear-headed task focus and a lifted, positive outlook, making False Teeth a frequent pick for late-afternoon or flexible social and evening use. The most commonly noted downsides are occasional dizziness and dry mouth.