Hippie Crippler

Hippie Crippler is a hybrid cross combining AK-47 and Blue Satellite. Known for pine, earthy, sweet aromatics.

In grower catalogs and dispensary menus, Hippie Crippler is documented as a hybrid cross combining AK-47 and Blue Satellite. State lab records track Hippie Crippler across 2 legal markets between 2017 and 2021, with a large share of tested flower batches originating from a single regional cultivator. Photoperiod cuts typically finish flowering in 8–10 weeks (~56–70 days) under indoor or greenhouse lighting.

Aroma and flavor

Jars of Hippie Crippler are most often described as showing crisp conifer pine, earthy, soil-like depth, sweet, sugary notes and bright citrus zest. Across state lab terpene panels, earthy, herbal myrcene, crisp, forest-like pinene and peppery beta-caryophyllene most frequently test at the top of the profile, though cure quality and phenotype selection shape how loudly each note comes through.

Reported effects

Consumers commonly report an upbeat, cheerful mood, a lifted, positive outlook and a lighthearted, giggly mood, making Hippie Crippler a frequent pick for late-afternoon or flexible social and evening use. The most commonly noted downsides are dry mouth and dry eyes.